While it's true that many Asian populations are shorter (because of nutritional and enviornmental factors) — isn't everyone is the same height in their cars?

"Enrobed" is the new "frosted," in case you didn't get the memo. 

You can tell a lot about Oklahomans' entertainment purchases from the trash cans outside, say, a Borders. KMFDM, Michael Bublé, Iron Maiden ... 

These two homemade robots from New World Comics turned to last night's advance screening of "Iron Man." To the 600 people (!) in line who didn't get in, you missed a good one. 'Tis the year of the Downey Jr.!

Either this is the weirdest contest prize ever or some Oklahoma City kid just isn't content buying a coffee mug or a embroidered T-shirt. This mobile masterpiece was spotted yesterday at the Belle Isle Wal-Mart. But really, nothing says "I love you" like vandalizing your father's work van. 

This toy has everything parents want for their 4-year-olds: namely, "slashing action!" A steal at $4.99, at the Ross Dress for Less in Norman.

Most confusing road sign ever? You win, Tulsa!

I know Oklahoma is "Sooner country," but this is ridiculous.

Easter's almost here, Gordita Supreme. Then we will be reunited once more.

What's Alison Janney's look-alike got against Mickey Mouse smoking pot? Find out at Carpenter Square's reality-TV satire "The Dead Guy," playing through March 8.