These two homemade robots from New World Comics turned to last night's advance screening of "Iron Man." To the 600 people (!) in line who didn't get in, you missed a good one. 'Tis the year of the Downey Jr.!

Either this is the weirdest contest prize ever or some Oklahoma City kid just isn't content buying a coffee mug or a embroidered T-shirt. This mobile masterpiece was spotted yesterday at the Belle Isle Wal-Mart. But really, nothing says "I love you" like vandalizing your father's work van. 

This toy has everything parents want for their 4-year-olds: namely, "slashing action!" A steal at $4.99, at the Ross Dress for Less in Norman.

Sometimes, one "VeggieTales" soundtrack just isn't enough. Now we have one for home, the office, the car and the yacht. Thanks, Decca Records!

No running? No running? What kind of park discourages running?!? Denniston Park. 

This is what happens after your 2-year-old decides to throw a flashlight at your new flat-screen, LCD HD-TV. 

Spotted the other day at Yukon's Oklahoma Czech Festival. Poor kid. He probably has no idea that his skull looks like it was absorbed by a stringy, redneck jellyfish. 

At stake today: an almost $250 million bond issue that would buy area students some new gyms, classrooms, busses, equipment, junk for libraries and other scholastic stuff. 

Students from Westminster School were spotted playing kickball in the Crown Heights Park behind OKGwidget HQ this afternoon. It was "yellow" vs. "orange," and for some reason, both teams (guys and gals) were wearing tutus. OKGwidget didn't get final scores, but gives the edge to "yellow" for having a kid in a banana suit.

From a press release that just crossed our desk, promoting "The Old Farmer's Almanac for Kids, Volume 2":
• Just like fingerprints, everyone's teeth are different.
• In 1996, a Belgian man pulled eight train card weighing 493,563 pounds for 10 feet, by his teeth.
• The sperm whale has the largest teeth of any animal in the world: seven inches long and weigh up to two pounds.